So Progeny and I were sitting and watching a movie together with DW. Progeny was on my lap and she reached up to give me a backwards hug around my neck.
And I noticed...an odor.
I've also noticed her hips have been growing...
She is seven. She is still my little girl.
DW informs me that the Way of Women hits in her family early.
Need to buy a shotgun. Soon.